Some marijuana strain names make perfect sense.
Others do not.
They leave you wondering what the name means and where it comes from.
That is especially true of the funniest cannabis strain names.
These are names that are ridiculous and make no sense.
But they are also memorable.
Does that make them good names? That’s for you to decide. But they are funny and they make us wonder what is behind the name. And that is what we’re going to find out today.
Funniest Cannabis Strain Names
Each of the strains below has unusual name, to say the least. The names are all equal parts hilarious and puzzling.
Alaskan Thunderf*ck (ATF/Matanuska Tundra)
Alaskan Thunderf*ck is one of the best-named sativa hybrids. No one knows how the strain got its name, although some believe it might have originated in the Matanuska Valley in Alaska, which, in the 1970s, produced a strain called the “Manatuska Thunderf*ck”. Therefore, all strains originating from Alaska get the general name of ATF or Alaskan Thunderf*ck.
ATF is known to help with anxiety, stress, and depression. It provides a relaxing yet euphoric high and has a unique smell. Some users describe it as the “smell of the forest floor”. Unfortunately, ATF is not readily available in dispensaries.
Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss is a cannabis strain created by Cookies, the brand behind the famous Girl Scout Cookies. This strain is a three-way cross of Gelato 42, Lemonade, and London Poundcake.
Its name likely draws inspiration from the 1990s strain Cat Piss, which had some prohibited ingredients. But rest assured, Cheetah Piss is “pee-free.” Cheetah Piss induces mild arousal, euphoria, and a boost in creativity.
Critical Mass
Critical Mass is a potent Indica strain originating from the genetics of Big Bud, which, in turn, is a cross between Afghani and Skunk #1. The name Critical Mass comes from the fact that it has large, dense buds.
Critical Mass has a high CBD content that produces a relaxing, sedative effect. It is ideal for people with chronic pain, insomnia, stress, and anxiety.
Confidential Cheese
Continental Cheese is a delightful cannabis strain known for its cheesy aroma with earthy undertones. The strain was created by DNA Genetics – a renowned cannabis breeder.
It is made using two distinct strains – UK Cheese and LA Confidential – both of which have left indelible marks on the cannabis landscape. Continental Cheese has distinctive characteristics and is known to offer a rich sensory experience to users.
Purple Monkey Balls
Cannabis strain names don’t get funnier than this one! The origins of the Purple Monkey Balls strain are a bit murky. Some say it may be made using an Afghani strain mixed with either Mendo Purps or Granddaddy Purple.
The Purple Monkey Balls strain produces large purple buds with a fruity, herby, berry-like flavor. It is known to help with stress, pain, and sleeplessness.
It is ideal for relaxation at the end of the day. The Purple Monkey Balls strain does make your eyes very dry, so keep some eye drops handy when using it.
Peanut Butter Breath
Breeder ThugPugGenetics crossed Do-Si-Dos and Mendo Breath to produce the Peanut Butter Breath hybrid strain. PBB gets its name due to its distinctive characteristics – a nutty, earthy flavor with sweet and creamy undertones.
Peanut Butter Breath is ideal for recreational use. It also offers some medical benefits, such as relaxation, sedation, and relief from insomnia.
Darth Vader OG
Darth Vader OG, also known as Vader OG, has murky origins—it may be a cross of Purple Kush, Skywalker OG, Afghani, or Larry OG. True to its name, Darth Vader’s buds are dark with blue-violet undertones.
While its smell can be off-putting to some, it tastes better than it smells. Darth Vader OG is recommended for insomnia, physical pain, stress, and eating disorders. It is ideal for nighttime use, as just a few tokes will get you ready to sleep.
Grandpa’s Breath
Grandpa’s Breath has an average THC content of 18% to 21%. Dungeon Vault Genetics created this Indica-dominant strain by crossing OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple. Grandpa’s Breath has a pungent, diesel-like aroma.
This strain is best for evening use, because it provides deep relaxation and aids sleep. Its calming effects make it suitable for alleviating stress, anxiety, and chronic pain.
The dense, resinous buds and deep, earthy flavors contribute to Grandpa’s Breath’s popularity among cannabis enthusiasts seeking a potent and soothing experience.
Barack O’Bubba
Barack O’Bubba is a fitting tribute to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. It also contains the genetics from the Bubba Kush lineage.
Users report a similar woody, musty smell but with less earthiness. Barack O’Bubba is ideal for relaxing in the evening, because it provides a nice relaxing buzz followed by a full night’s sleep.
Blue Bastard
Blue Bastard is an Indica-dominant hybrid strain crafted from DJ Short Blueberry, God Bud, and White Widow, each contributing a rich, diverse genetic background. It features a delightful mix of fruity, floral, and spicy aromas, blending berries, flowers, and earthy scents for a pleasurable tasting experience.
Blue Bastard is fast-acting and produces a euphoric high and a cerebral buzz that enhances creativity and elevates mood. Its unique profile and potent effects make it a favorite among cannabis enthusiasts.
Buddha’s Sister
Buddha’s Sister was initially called Soma Skunk V+ but was renamed to attract customers in Amsterdam’s cannabis coffee shops. The name change worked: Buddha’s Sister quickly became a best-seller and is often sold out.
The strain is a cross of several varieties, including Reclining Buddha, Afghani, and Hawaiian strains. It is known for its pineapple, sage, and spicy/herbal flavors.
Buddha’s Sister is also renowned for its medicinal qualities and is popular for treating anxiety, pain, and stress. Its buds are notable for their slippery, silky feel due to abundant resin.
The strain not only provides therapeutic benefits but also delivers a creative, cerebral buzz. This makes it a top choice for both recreational and medicinal users.
Motorbreath
Motorbreath, also known as Motor Breath #15, gets its name from its extremely gassy smell and flavors reminiscent of diesel, chemicals, and pepper. It is a cross of Chemdog and SFV OG Kush.
This high-THC strain provides full-body euphoric relaxation for nearly two hours without any significant crash. However, it is also known to increase anxiety and paranoia in beginners. Many users have found it effective for alleviating depression, stress, stomach issues, chronic pain, and fatigue.
Rosetta Stone
Rosetta Stone was first bred by the Brothers Grimm by crossing Ginger Ale and White Widow. It is known for its floral, minty, and peppery flavors. The strain leaves users feeling happier, with increased focus and talkativeness.
Rosetta Stone is also useful for alleviating migraines and stress and for providing mental clarity. The strain is also cherished for its uplifting and therapeutic effects.
Hilarious Weed Strain Names: Final Thoughts
If you’ve been wondering why some of these strains have the names they do, hopefully I could help clear that up. If you just wanted to laugh at some ridiculous strain names, hopefully you found polenty to laugh about above.
Do you agree that these are the funniest cannabis strain names you’ve ever heard? If not, what strains have funnier names. I’d love to add them to this list, so please feel free to let me now in a comment below.
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